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 Post subject: Mountain Sheriff's Calls
PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:13 am 
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SOUTH TURKEY CREEK — Goofus was in a bind and needed a cheap place to stay. As the manager of an affordable residential community, his good friend Gallant stepped up and found Goofus suitable accommodations, and even volunteered to cover Goofus’ electric bills until he got back on his feet. Alas, Goofus preferred to remain seated, and when Gallant could no longer afford to foot two utility bills, Xcel pulled Goofus’ plug. Goofus responded by sending angry text messages to Gallant. Gallant responded by calling JCSO to complain of harassment. Gallant told deputies that he needed to fix the sink in Goofus’ residence and feared to enter lest his furious friend kick his fanny with both left feet. Officers contacted Goofus, who said that while he wasn’t happy about the loss of services, he was mostly mad about the fact that both his sink and his toilet discharge directly onto his lawn. Goofus further assured the deputies that his terse texts weren’t intended “to be taken in a threatening manner.” Deputies suggested that Goofus confine his texts to maintenance issues only and call the Jeffco health department if Gallant doesn’t repair the plumbing promptly.

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