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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 6:08 pm 
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Being a huge fan of sarcasm as a language, I couldn't resist reading this and was glad I did! Shared from the Sarcasm! Because beating the hell out of people is illegal! facebook page

Sarcasm: Level Pro! These are actual questions and answers posted on a tourism website... The responses are hilarious! I wasn't expecting these answers! ha ha ha
Friday March 29
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Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (U.S.A.)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you sell it in Canada? (U.S.A.)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? (U.S.A.)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, right after the hippo races. Come naked.
There's more! Click on the link for additional laughter. lol

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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 8:27 pm 
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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (U.S.A.)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.


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PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 5:37 am 
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When I worked at Elitches we would get goofy questions like these. We finally decided people turn their brains off on vacation.

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